Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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