i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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