Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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