walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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