I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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