I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
