woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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