Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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