Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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