She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I can't put those talents on a resume
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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