officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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