I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
