I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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