found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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