haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I didn't shave. On purpose
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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