Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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