Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Randomize
