She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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