I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
