2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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