Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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