I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
and i looked up. we had an audience...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
