It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
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once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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