No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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