"it" just moved
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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