Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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