no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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