Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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