Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
organizing the empties. That sober.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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