do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you had me at cake vodka
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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