I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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