Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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