How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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