Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
