Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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