Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
