If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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