ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
ok first of all what the fuck
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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