Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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