Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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