My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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