How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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