marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He's a Shit stain on my heart
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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