This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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