My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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