IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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