a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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