i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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