Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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