Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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